Get a damn cell phone Everyone!

What’s the deal with child molester’s?  Is it just me or do you see people walking down the street, WITH their pants on.

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What’s the deal with Jessica’s law?  It’s not like she has a law.  I mean come on people.

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Did you ever think about the name of the show "The O’Reilly Factor."  Do you really think it’s hosted by "The O’Reilly?"  Geez.

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Final Thoughts:  Would you have sex with Jerry Springer and Bill O’Reilly even if he brought a bunch of anal vibrators and falafels?  No!  You would put the falafels up your ass and gnaw on a dildo–so you can take the moral high-ground. 

One Response to “Get a damn cell phone Everyone!”

  1. Kieran Says:

    your MORAL HIGH GROUND is what i call an average friday night.

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