Genes

I can’t switch over to MySpace because then I’d be lumped in the other 98 million wallflowers and my eyes can’t stop twitching. 

If the following organizations want to share a page with my rants, be my guest.  YOU’LL be liable now, Mr. Deepockets.

Southern California Edison, T-Mobile, Art Inst. of Cal. OC, Lamisil, Gametap, mate1.com, ask.com, insweb, SBC/AT&T, AllState, Pugster, classmates.com, cingular, monster.com, The Wall Street Journal, Panda Research, Power Chord Academy, & BMW. 

Remember–anyone who is offended–These are the people paying for my blog. 

What’s the deal with child molester’s?  Is it just me or do you see people walking down the street, WITH their pants on.

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What’s the deal with Jessica’s law?  It’s not like she has a law.  I mean come on people.

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Did you ever think about the name of the show "The O’Reilly Factor."  Do you really think it’s hosted by "The O’Reilly?"  Geez.

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Final Thoughts:  Would you have sex with Jerry Springer and Bill O’Reilly even if he brought a bunch of anal vibrators and falafels?  No!  You would put the falafels up your ass and gnaw on a dildo–so you can take the moral high-ground.