Genes

I’ve enrolled at Boston College in their doctoral program for mathematics.  I got in thru a combination of unsavory and legitimate means.  I start in a couple days because their semester begins later than most, and they really don’t require anything for the first week anyway. 

Gaming, they say, is my meal-ticket, but I’m hesitant to endulge.  Last time I sat down to play GTA, I awoke thirteen days later with a large red shank on my asshole.  Glenn still denies everything but when he gets tipsy he tells the story of my deflowering.  Little does he know, but I was a virgin. 

Damn this is cogent!