Genes

Sorry I’ve been neglecting my blog.  I’ve had so much on my silver platter lately, so I can’t be widdl’n away at the internets in my usual avant garde fashion.

Even worse news: I’ve been demoted to the unofficial gay lover of Ken Mehlman.

Oh come on. 

After recent successes in my career, I’ve decided to rewrite my self-help book to convince people not to kill themselves. 

Waterdown the buckeye.