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Hi All,
I’m working on a site (it’s still a work in progress) for my dad’s business: Pants Pocket Saver.
He’s producing belt-loop holders for tape measures, cell phones, keys and any other items that might wear our your jeans or pants. Feel free to check it out and comment. It’s even better if you buy one–or a dozen!
Best -n
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When did it become fashionable to have a blog! F you? Yes, F you.
I can’t switch over to MySpace because then I’d be lumped in the other 98 million wallflowers and my eyes can’t stop twitching.
If the following organizations want to share a page with my rants, be my guest. YOU’LL be liable now, Mr. Deepockets.
Southern California Edison, T-Mobile, Art Inst. of Cal. OC, Lamisil, Gametap, mate1.com, ask.com, insweb, SBC/AT&T, AllState, Pugster, classmates.com, cingular, monster.com, The Wall Street Journal, Panda Research, Power Chord Academy, & BMW.
Remember–anyone who is offended–These are the people paying for my blog.
What’s the deal with child molester’s? Is it just me or do you see people walking down the street, WITH their pants on.
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What’s the deal with Jessica’s law? It’s not like she has a law. I mean come on people.
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Did you ever think about the name of the show "The O’Reilly Factor." Do you really think it’s hosted by "The O’Reilly?" Geez.
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Final Thoughts: Would you have sex with Jerry Springer and Bill O’Reilly even if he brought a bunch of anal vibrators and falafels? No! You would put the falafels up your ass and gnaw on a dildo–so you can take the moral high-ground.
Lasers. Visuals. Elephants. Inmates.
I’ve announced the thirty-third annual "Potential Architect[ure]" Symposium, where I’ll be moderating again — for the third year in a row. I’m so sick of this damn Symposium. We’ve invited all the same blow-hards: Stanley Danks, Uve
Schanksvort, Hank Smith, etc.
Honestly, Hank could kiss my ass, Uve hasn’t done anything in the last three years and Stan, frankly, needs to grow up. Lately I’ve been working on various $100,000 jobs and the committee to reelect the Nick is suckling at the Pisca-teet. This symposium is as bad as when I met with Abermoff and the paparazzi caught us making out. Why did he have to whisper? Why did he bring those toys? Why is he so clean shaven?
Mr. O’Reilly is against the choking game. This is devastating! I invest 10,000 dollars in rubber tubing and now Fox News is opposed to the barbaric practice.
I guess these all could be converted to make obscene swimwear–spring time is on the way… But Curious George can smoke a damn pipe! When the cancer is malignant, I’ll tell the doc, "I started cuz CG did it."
Notwithstanding the state of radical atheism in the world, I foolishly misinterpreted the potential scope of my usually hilarious cartoons. Last September, I published a series of works on religion and one mocked the atheistic God, ‘nothing.’
Little did I know it would explode into massive riots in Hudson Bay, The Banana Republic and my own bedroom. I was forced to resign as president of my newsletter, but I maintain a chair on the board (this may not last, and my sex life is dramatically diminished).
I you have a strong stomach and no conscience, I have posted the offending comic on my site: the offending comic
I’ve enrolled at Boston College in their doctoral program for mathematics. I got in thru a combination of unsavory and legitimate means. I start in a couple days because their semester begins later than most, and they really don’t require anything for the first week anyway.
Gaming, they say, is my meal-ticket, but I’m hesitant to endulge. Last time I sat down to play GTA, I awoke thirteen days later with a large red shank on my asshole. Glenn still denies everything but when he gets tipsy he tells the story of my deflowering. Little does he know, but I was a virgin.
Damn this is cogent!
